Assuming Nigerians were the ones crossing the red sea, see what they'd be doing

Hehehehe. Nigerians indeed are unique fellows. No lies!
Assuming Nigerians were in stead of the Israelites back then when crossing the red sea, you know what they'll be doing?
Updating their BBM status, saying:

~ Chilling with Moses Miracle tinz
~ Red sea turned dry land Oh ma God!!
~ Moses on point
~ Crossing da red sea with leg
~ End of Pharaoh etc....
Wonderland-------> NIGERIA!

True or False?

Hehehehe. Nigerians indeed are unique fellows. No lies!
Assuming Nigerians were in stead of the Israelites back then when crossing the red sea, you know what they'll be doing?
Updating their BBM status, saying:

~ Chilling with Moses Miracle tinz
~ Red sea turned dry land Oh ma God!!
~ Moses on point
~ Crossing da red sea with leg
~ End of Pharaoh etc....
Wonderland-------> NIGERIA!

True or False? - See more at: http://naijatalkative.blogspot.com/2013/07/assuming-nigerians-were-ones-crossing.html#sthash.3816Rgw0.dpuf