1)At the supermarket: hey what you doing here?
Me: Am here hunting for elephants.
2)When am washing my neighbour's car: hey are you washing it?
Me:No,am just watering it so that it can grow into a bus.
3)When someone's calls me on my land-line phone and can ask where are you?
Me:I'm in the market with the telephone around my neck.
4)When i get woken up at mid-night by a call:sorry are you sleeping/
Me:No am doing a research on African monkeys.
5)In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet and say sorry did that hurt?
Me:No,not at all.I'm am on local anaesthesia,why don't you try it again.
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